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  • Resume
    • Letter of Reference #1
    • Letter of Reference #2
    • Letter of Reference #3
    • Letter of Reference #4
  • Eternal Life
  • Essays
    • INTRO to Romans >
      • Romans 1.1-7 Grace & Peace
      • To Rome With Love
      • Not Ashamed of the Gospel
      • A Two-sided Coin
      • The Patience, Judgment and Praise of God
      • Center of All Things
    • Romans 8 >
      • No Condemnation in Christ
      • Our Present Suffering
      • The Groaning and Glory
      • The Spirit's Intercession
      • The Golden Chain
      • Salvation’s Eternal Gobstobber
    • Paul's Application of Justification by Faith >
      • Total Makeover - Romans 12.1-2
      • What About Me? - Romans 12.3-8
      • Authority & Submission - Romans 13.1-7
      • True Love - Romans 12.9-21
      • Love's Demands Romans 13.8-14
      • Unity: Not Judgmental - Romans 14.1-14
      • Unity in Hope - Romans 15.1-13
      • Travel Plans - Romans 15.14-29
      • An appeal for Prayer - Romans 15.30-33
      • Final Greetings - Romans 16.1-14
      • A Last Word About Last Words - Romans 16.25-27
      • Another Word About Last Words - Romans 16.25-27
    • Christ Formed in You >
      • Labor Pains
      • Marks of a Disciple
    • Jesus Post Resurrection Narratives >
      • Words From the Cross
      • The Resurrection
      • The Ascension of Christ
      • The Exaltation of Christ
      • The Session of Christ
      • The Reign of Christ
      • Jesus as High Priest
      • Jesus as Judge
    • Second Thoughts >
      • After Christmas
      • Thoughts on the Covenant
      • Infant Baptism
      • Job and a Dangerous God
      • The Ultimate Question
      • Purity of Heart is to Will One Thing
      • God's Eternal Decree & Secondary Causality
      • God's Providence & Evil
      • The Anguish of Child Birth
      • Truth: That Elusive Fellow
      • Spilled Water
      • Stretch Out Your Hand
      • A Brief of the Olivet Discourse
    • Thoughts on Isaiah >
      • A Love Song Isaiah 5
      • Firm in Faith: Isaiah 7.1 - 8.8
      • The Salvation of an Incomparable God
      • Two Cities: God's Supremacy
      • Looking Toward the Rising Sun
    • Thoughts on Prayer >
      • The Glory of God in Prayer
      • Disciples' Prayer
      • Prayer & the Righteous Person
      • A Sufficient Grace
      • Providence & Prayer
      • Prayer & the Session of Christ
      • The Struggle of Prayer
      • "Failure" in Prayer
      • The Silence of God
      • Prayer & the Will of God
    • Psalms >
      • Psalm 1 & 2 - Introducing the Psalms
      • Psalm 139 - Wings of the Morning
      • Psalm 90 - A Complaint
      • Psalm 91.1-13: The Wings of Refuge
      • Psalm 91.14-16 - God Speaks: A Salvation Oracle
      • Psalm 91 - God's Salvation
      • Psalm 92 - A Sabbath Psalm of Worship
      • Psalm 100 Steadfast Love
  • Books
    • Apologetics / Evangelism
    • Modernity & Post Modernism
    • Prayer
    • Basic in Christian Theology
    • Eclectic Reading
  • Conversations with Charlie
  • Compline
  • Photos
  • LOL
    • Bible / Theology / Church >
      • Why Can't I Own Canadians?
      • How Hot is Hell?
      • Theologians & Stop Signs
      • Butt Prints in the Sand
      • Bulletin Bloopers
      • Driving the Car & Haircuts
    • Deep Thoughts
    • Moose Hunting
    • Evolution of Math
    • Lexophiles
    • Musical Humor
    • O' The Married Life
    • Humor for Supercilious Condescending Pedagogues
    • Marriage from a Kid’s Point of View
  • Links
    • Carrie Marshall
    • Linda Moore
    • Gary's FCCW Sermon Videos
Humor for Supercilious Condescending Pedagogues 
  • Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence – EAT BACON.
  • ​The fact that there’s a HIGHWAY TO HELL and only a STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
  • My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance for idiots that needs work. 
  • I'm only responsible for what I say – not for what you understand.
  • My wife wants to know, when is this “old enough to know better” suppose to kick in?
  • Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered … “who ties your shoelaces for you?”
  • I prefer NOT to think before speaking – I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
  • Be careful when you follow the masses … sometimes the “M” is silent!
  • I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you! 
  • I hate it when the voices in my head go silent ... I never know what they are planning.
  • I'm not lazy – I just really enjoy doing nothing. 
  • When you’re dead, you don't know you’re dead. It’s only difficult for others. --- It’s the same way when you’re stupid. 
  • If people could read my mind … I’d get punched in the face a lot.
  • Calm down … take a deep breath & hold it for about 20 minutes.
  • I NEVER ARGUE – I just explain why I'm right.
  • I speak my mind, because it hurts to bite my tongue all the time.
  • Don't confuse my personality with my attitude … My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are!
  • Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I'm not in a mental asylum .... then I take a look around and realize ... maybe I already am.