How Hot is Hell?
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had only one question" Is hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof.
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell. With current birth and death rates being maintained as they are now, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the volume of hell has to expand as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
2. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than at which souls enter hell then, the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyon during my freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in going out with her, then # 2 cannot be true, and so hell is exothermic.
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell. With current birth and death rates being maintained as they are now, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the volume of hell has to expand as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
2. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than at which souls enter hell then, the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyon during my freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in going out with her, then # 2 cannot be true, and so hell is exothermic.